Lori: Hello, Elijah. It’s great to have you here. You know,
there were a few ladies who weren’t happy that your interview wasn’t first.
Elijah: (leaning back casually) I’m not surprised.
Lori: Of course, you’re not. Shall we start with the
questions?
Elijah: Whenever you’re ready, darling.
Lori’s Husband: (sadly from the door) Hey. Cut it out.
Lori: Ahem. Well, going from the same list as Alva’s, would
you rather be invisible or able to fly?
Elijah: Invisible. I would love to see what some people get
up to whenever they think I’m not around.
Lori: (unamused) That speaks volumes. What did you want to
be when you were younger?
Elijah: You should know this one. I’ve only ever wanted one
thing and that’s this life. Piracy was the only career for me.
Lori: That’s true. Wow, you’re much easier to question than
Alva. So, if I were to hand you £10 million right now, what would you
do?
Elijah: I would wonder what I’d
done to earn that money.
Lori: Nothing. I would just hand it to you.
Elijah: Fine. I would buy a fleet of ships and take over the
ocean.
Lori: You’re such a simple man…
Elijah: May I ask what Alva answered?
Lori: No, you may not. It’s very confidential.
Elijah: But aren’t you-
Lori: Moving on! What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Elijah: Hm. There are a few things I’ve done to be proud of.
But I would have to say rescuing Alva from the water that first day. It’s led
to so much that I can’t even begin to describe…
Lori: Yes, and everyone will read about that on January 28th!
Elijah: Wait, what?!
Lori: Next question! How do you cheer yourself up on a bad
day?
Elijah: A fight’s always a great way to relieve stress and
get in some exercise. There’s also another little activity I like to engage in
that always puts a smile on my face. Alva and I-
Lori: (rushing) Please don’t. Dear God. What’s your idea of
a perfect vacation?
Elijah: There’s this little place on the coast of Africa-
Lori: Stop! You and Alva both? LAST QUESTION! Whose mind
would you like to be able to read for a day?
Elijah: I admit it would be fun to know what Alva thinks
about, but I think I would pick James. He’s upfront and honest, but I would
love to know what secrets he does hold onto.
Lori: Interesting. Thank you so much for joining us. You can
leave now.
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